I’m returning from London today. I assume Ryan has treated you well in my absence? Didn’t offend anyone? Didn’t call Vance Worley an asshole or anything? OK, good. Flying all day today, so it might be a little slow around here. But we’re back in full tomorrow, with nonstop blogging until when I decide to start getting drunk around Christmas. I’m energized and come back with new jokes, mostly about foreigners. And Chase Utley being our future third baseman. Enjoy the first day of (unofficial) non-summer.