99 problems and this bitch is at least a dozen of them: [CBSPhilly.com]
A flight that departed from Philadelphia International Airport Thursday morning was returned to the airport after a tip call claimed a passenger aboard the plane had explosives [detailed here]. The incident was later deemed a hoax, perhaps related to a love triangle. Sources say a male and female are now in federal custody undergoing questioning related to the incident.
CBS News is reporting that the hoax may be related to a love triangle between the briefly-detained passenger and a former girlfriend and her new boyfriend. CBS News says a possible dispute between the three may have led to the hoax phone call. According to CBS News, the former girlfriend and her new boyfriend wanted to make the man’s life miserable and placed the hoax call. It was not immediately known which one allegedly placed the phone call.
Police say the tip caller now faces federal charges.
Sources tell Eyewitness News, a male and female are now in federal custody undergoing questioning in connection to the incident.
NO NO NO! That’s not how you do it! That’s not how you do a love triangle. No way. Too risky, too crazy. Too fucking loony.
No, what you do is post lots of happy pictures of you and your new boyfriend or girlfriend on Facebook (the go-to). Or show up to places where you’re guaranteed to see your ex, and then make out with, grope and fondle your new mate. Make the ex jealous. Make them burn. Show them how happy you are, your permanent afterglow. Or, if you’re really scarred, make a sex tape. A dirty one. With closeups and cumshot bingo and maybe even a lizard. And then send it to them. Make your ex watch as you and your new beau experience digitally captured ecstasy. Sort of like what happened in Road Trip… perhaps even include Tom Green mouthing a mouse. That’s how you fuck with an ex. What you don’t do is call in a bomb threat on an airplane, ruin the days of, like, 100 people, and give your ex his 15 minutes of fame, as the general public will undoubtedly side with a guy who had his birthday ruined by his ex and her small-peened new boyfriend.
Plus, you know, the bomb threat thing will probably land you and your sig. other in jail. Sans conjugal visits, I'd presume.