The Flyers Traded a Child Pornographer for a Car Thief

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Goodbye, Harry Z.

Paul Holmgren needed to do something today to appease his obsessions, so he traded Harry Zolnierckekeykckyck for tweener tough guy Jay Rosehill.

Flyers website:

The Flyers announced that they have acquired LW Jay Rosehill from the Anaheim Ducks in exchange for (F) Harry Zolnierczyk, according to club general manager Paul Holmgren.

The 6-3, 215-pound Rosehill has spent the season with the Ducks’ AHL affiliate, the Norfolk Admirals where he has posted eight points (4g-4a) and 90 penalty minutes in 33 games.

And where he stole a car.

From Pilot Online, 2007:

Admirals defenseman Jay D. Rosehill was arrested Friday and charged with stealing a car while his team was on the road.

Rosehill, 22, was released on bond from the Broome County Jail on a felony charge of third-degree grand larceny, the Press & Sun-Bulletin newspaper of Bunghamton reported. His release came shortly before the Admirals played the Senators.

The Broome County Sheriff’s Office said a vehicle had been reported stolen from the parking lot of Madame Oar’s, a Binghamton strip club.

A club employee said she had started the car and left it to warm up when it was taken.

Shortly after the report was made, about 1:25 a.m., a deputy spotted the car pulling into the parking lot of the Xhibition Gentlemen’s Club.

The deputy said he saw a man, later identified as Rosehill, run from the car, the Press & Sun-Bulletin reported.

Fun! Lock your doors.

Harry Z, of course, was once charged with child pornography of sorts, when he filmed his buddy boinking an underage girl. So, even trade, I guess.

Flyers scriptuals are a bit miffed by this one:

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Can’t wait until we trade Coots and Schenn for two over-the-hill defensemen and a 2014 draft pick!

H/T to reader Nick

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14 Comments

  • Candy from the Oak April 1, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    wow, first one to comment

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  • Candy from the Oak April 1, 2013 at 8:17 pm

    Kyle. Why do you delete comments? Did you fuck Scottie’s ex wife?

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  • Randy West April 1, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    Dude whipeout all the comments from today. Hopefully it’s an April fools day joke

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  • Randy West April 1, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    Wipeout.**

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  • Tony Bruno April 1, 2013 at 8:35 pm

    Kyle u pussy, stop deleting shit or we’ll boycott ur site like we did when u used a login to comment….pussy

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    • Kyle Scott April 2, 2013 at 1:20 am

      From earlier today: “You may have noticed our new look. Do read about it here. We’ve already blown the new server in just over 12 hours and had to upgrade. There may be some issues with the site today and, more likely, some comments made this afternoon may drop off. But that’s all just temporary.”

      Reply
  • Brickhouse Bar & Grill April 1, 2013 at 9:04 pm

    Godfather locks & hartnell’s Ex wife must have complained. What a pussy.

    -We might have to boycott cb again

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  • ThePhillyFlash April 2, 2013 at 4:59 am

    Car thief, huh? Must’ve seen Gone In 60 Seconds too many times and got a bad idea.

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  • Jon Taffer April 2, 2013 at 7:54 am

    Kyle Scott deleted my comments because he’s covering up the fact that he fucks his mom!!!! He loves sliding his oily penis directly inside his mothers seeping cunt whilst his cat watches. Sometimes he eats out the cats ashole while hes penetrating his mom!!! Don’t believe the Scott propaganda machine….he fucks his mom and he does it all the time folks.

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  • Mike Smeck April 2, 2013 at 8:13 am

    K scott did say this would happen during 1st couple weeks

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  • Dusty Rhodes Joe Robertson April 2, 2013 at 8:25 am

    This site needs wrestling articles

    Reply
  • Rico BROgna April 2, 2013 at 9:13 am

    Dusty wants to talk about wrestling?

    Here’s a tip – go to a local delco WaWa and stop the first man wearing jean shorts (should only take a few seconds) and do the XPac salute. You should get all the wrestling news you need from that guy.

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  • Zamboni Driver April 2, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    How about you cut Rosehill some slack ? That incident was 5 years ago. At least if you’re going to try and nail him to a cross, follow up and find out if he was even found guilty. I’m sure you wouldn’t like people holding old mistakes over your head, especially something that isn’t a capital crime.

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  • Vikki April 4, 2013 at 8:46 am

    Only in American can you commit a felony and still compete in major league sports.

    Money may not buy happiness but at least it buys freedom for the right price.

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