Hearing the victim was not Princess Sasss

A fist.

According to Centre Daily, that website you may have heard of during the whole Jerry Sandusky thing, a 23-year-old woman had a pretty typical Saturday night in the happy valley… until the end: she got herself gussied up, went to the bar, found a 5’9″ guy unappealing… and then took a direct hit in the eye:

Police said two men were arguing about the Pittsburgh Penguins and Philadelphia Flyers around 11:08 and when the woman interjected her opinion, one of the men punched her in the eye.

She described the unknown man as college-age, 5 feet 9 inches tall with brown eyes. Police will follow-up with bar staff and watch surveillance video to find out what happened.

Two men arguing about the Penguins and Flyers is basically a certificate program at Penn State. But, usually, those arguments don’t end with a woman being punched. And based on what I know about people from Pittsburgh, it was the Penguins fan. That just seems like something they would do. Bitch had it coming type thing. But if it was a Flyers fan… well, we know what that headline will look like.

I’ll keep an eye on this story for you.

UPDATE: Reader Brian checks in and claims he was there. And he claims the puncher was, in fact, a Flyers fan:

Anyway this happened at the Skeller on Saturday and involved this girl and some random dude.  Sadly this is where I have to admit that the guy was a flyers fan and it was about hockey.  We have been drinking non stop since 9am and this happened around 10pm.  I over heard them yelling about hockey and both trying to provoke each other.  Our friend pushed the guy and scratched/pulled his hair him first.  Before anyone could react to stop her the dude swung and punched her straight in the face with both of them falling the ground.  It took the bouncers all of 5 seconds to jump in and throw the guy out.  From my understanding they already have the guys information because she is pressing charges.  I don’t condone ever hitting a girl for any reason, but she really did a good job pissing off a drunk flyers fan.

OK, so we can now just pretend this didn’t happen.