http://youtu.be/ksS8moko5xs

You’re going to be seeing a lot of this video over the next day or two. It’s of one of two guys who attacked a British solider with a fucking meat cleaver (!) on a London street today. The victim was supposedly beheaded: [CNN]

A man thought to be a serving British soldier was killed by two armed men in a frenzied attack on a London street Wednesday, in what the government is treating as a suspected act of terrorism.

Witnesses told of a gruesome scene in which the man was hit by a car, then hacked with cleavers and his body dumped in the middle of the road in Woolwich, southeast London.

The two suspects in the killing were injured in a confrontation with police and have been taken to two hospitals, where they are being treated.

There’s so much commentary that can be applied here, but what I want to know is: WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYBODY, INCLUDING THE DUDE WITH THE CAMERA, JUST STANDING AROUND, TALKING TO THIS GUY LIKE HE JUST RAN OVER A SQUIRREL? Ah, bloody hell, mate. I saw him coming and tried to swerve out of the way. But nope, I just hit him AND THEN CUT HIS GODDAMN HEAD OFF! The guy is wielding a bloody (literally) meat cleaver and this dude just decided to do a man on the street-style segment with him. Well played, sir. Well played. Thanks for the nightmares I’m going to have for the next six nights now.