http://youtu.be/ITsWBlvuspM

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This is really going to open the age-old debate as to whether pasties denote toplessness. I say yes— any boob with fully visible undercarriage, circumference, and bare depth on the X, Y and Z axis is a naked breastie to me. Others, like magazine editors and fashion models, may disagree. But as is the case with most things in the world, Google will ultimately settle this debate and establish an important precedent if they remove this video for violating YouTube’s TOS. I’m thinking it stays, and, yeah, I know that’s totally in conflict with my stance. Don’t judge me though, males are very conflicted in situations like this. An epic civil war takes place between the eyes, brain and penis:

EyesTopless!

BrainNot topless!

EyesTopless!

BrainNot topless!

EyesTopless!

BrainNot topless!

Penis: You had me a “woman walking.”

Meanwhile, love the brotha at the end of the video. Oh hell yeah I’m gonna take a picture with this topless broad outside the Five Guys. Dude’s Instagram just stepped up its game big-time.

via (@AnswerDave)