I told you about the Phillies’ awkward use of social media:

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GLAD THEY INDICATED THAT TRANSPORTATION TO A HOME GAME WASN’T INCLUDED BECAUSE I WAS TOTALLY EXPECTING A LIMO TO PICK ME UP AT MY HOUSE AND TAKE ME DIRECTLY ONTO THE FIELD HERE’S A 3,215-WORD DISCLAIMER OF OTHER THINGS THEY WILL NOT DO NO PURCHASE NECESSARY VOID WHERE PROHIBITED.

You think this post DQs my entry?