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Apropos of absolutely nothing, here’s a Gram of DeSean Jackson’s girlfriend

He did.

And it’s starting to bother the help.

Last week, Michael Vick and his inflated sense of self-worth and ability spoke out against Chip Kelly’s refusal to name a starting quarterback before camp. Yesterday, DeSean Jackson chimed in – perhaps because he’s rap-battling friends with Vick, or just because he’s an idiot – and said that he, too, wants to know who his quarterback is going to be.

Speaking to NFL Total Access via NJ.com, here’s what D-Jac had to say:

“The team wants to know too,” Jackson said Tuesday on NFL Total Access. “We need to go into training camp prepared and know who is going to be our starting quarterback.”

This is the other side of the rainbow for Kelly, the one Mike Freeman wrote about. We love Kelly’s tactics now, but if the Eagles don’t get off to a strong start, neither the players nor the fans are going to cut him too much slack for his shenanigans (right now, they’re delightfully unconventional things… after a 0-3 start in September– shenanigans). Jackson went on to say that he’s happy with his role and that he will earn his starting spot. But he wants to know who’s going to be throwing him the ball.