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Email from reader Jamie:

Jeff Carter posing with my boyfriend on his 21st birthday at La Costa bar in Sea Isle City. What a cool birthday present! Who knew that someone whose living in LA would rather come to his house in Jersey?

I knew, Jamie. I knew. Let’s have a toast for the douchebags.

We check up on our Carts, still in his usual Sea Isle hunt, but decidedly more sedate in adulthood. Some say it’s the Stanley Cup ring that will tame a blonde-haired, bro-icin’ beast. Others say that the monogamous female produces this desired result. Whatever the case, Jeff is seemingly in the midst of his own Arab Spring, rebelling against the temptations of the Jersey Shore and, instead, playing the role of Flyers West ambassador on the East Coast– tickling the fancies of young coeds, greeting children, and spreadin’ the good news of Lord Stanley among the uninitiated.

Here now, a collection of photos of Carts back in his natural habitat:

http://storify.com/crossingbroad/morning-carts-toast