I’m not sure if it was calling him Beaker, the accusations of bipolarity, or the pictorial of his smokeshow girlfriend… but it would seem that Evan Turner is not a fan of yours truly. Which is truly disheartening.

Participating in an ask.FM chat (do people actually use this horribly-named thing?), Beaker was asked (not by me) about his favorite local sports blogger:

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I don’t know how to take this. I thought being blocked on Twitter by ET was a badge of honor. But an ask.FM slamming? That’s harsh. It might not just be me, though. It doesn’t seem like Evan is a fan of any blogger or negative voice:

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Maybe, Turnman. Maybe. We might get an…

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… yeah, one of those.

Turner answered pretty much any question during his sesh, which is noble. Like a steed. Some of those other highlights:

He doesn’t want to tank for Andrew Wiggins (DISAGREE! DISAGREE!):

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He never bought Condoms with a capital C:

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Black guys don’t do hockey:

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Worried about some Hinkie Panky™? 

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On Mark Titus, who wrote a somewhat controversial book with quite a few ET-crazy dotes of anec:

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H/T to (@dannydobbs) and (@stein411)