Jugs.
Let’s hit it!
But first, a word from our sponsors:
Goodbye. Our friends over at Sports Vault have a bunch of signed Ilya Bryzgalov items to move, and they’re basically giving them away.
Right on. $5 from the sale of each of Philly Phaithful’s Dutch, Heart Soul Hair shirts will go to the American Cancer Society. Get one right here.
Great ticket deals. Very cheap Phillies tickets at Crossing Broad Tickets.
The roundup:
Dom Brown and Cliff Lee are All-Stars. One won’t do interviews, one won’t do autograph signings.
Ryan Howard will have an MRI on his left knee today.
Dan Haren, pitching tonight, has never beaten the Phillies. He’s trying to become the 13th pitcher to beat all 30 MLB teams.
Video of the San Francisco plane crash.
Awesome story about Boston bombing victim Jeff Bauman in the New York Times.
Want to get partially naked and be covered in bubbles in a jewelry shop? Well!
Soccer ref decapitated, head put on a stick.
From some reason, the Cavs and Mavs are interested in Andrew Bynum.
Jon Heyman with a nice typo. Tits.
Chuck Bednarik’s fingers make Brian Baldinger’s look good.
MLB steroids whistleblower receiving death threats.
I’m pretty sure Paulina Gretzky has an eating disorder. Pretty sure, Seth.
Real-life Peter Griffin at Comic Con is, weirdly, the coolest person there.
Finally, ball in a cup:
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Make Tits Magee the GM, she can’t do worse than Ruin Tomorrow and at least she brings those milk balloons to the table
Jugs indeed! DAYUM! How’d I miss that?
Heard on KYW this morning that the pilot at the controls of the jet that crashed Saturday had only 40 hours of experience at the controls of a 777. Gentlemen, start your ambulance chasers! Lawsuits by the truckload against that airline will be coming fast and furiously!
Read about that soccer ref yesterday. Makes us knuckleheaded Americans, including the Philly detachment look like the worst sort of amatuers. As for the Mavericks showing interest in Bynum, I thought Mark Cuban was smarter than that. Guess i was wrong.
(@)(@) Boobs….Pilot Error….and Aztec Sacrifice Soccer Fans…….
Hey Kyle….Ray Donovan on Showtime….it’s The Sopranos meets Entourage…..right up ur wazoo
We missed discussing RG3 and his crazy ass rap video with his wife and her sister? about the wonderful things you can do with pop rocks and tootsy pops.
Does it make me fucked up to hope Paulina Gretzky has contracted AIDS? Meh, who cares. Rich cunt!
Name is Marlene, she use to slang drinks at M Bar in Conshy. i moved to Chicago but remember her tits…i mean face..
Hey, I have to do what I can to distract the other team. I’ll be at Sundays game cheering them on again!