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Jugs.

Let’s hit it!

 

But first, a word from our sponsors:

Goodbye. Our friends over at Sports Vault have a bunch of signed Ilya Bryzgalov items to move, and they’re basically giving them away.

Right on. $5 from the sale of each of Philly Phaithful’s Dutch, Heart Soul Hair shirts will go to the American Cancer Society. Get one right here.

Great ticket deals. Very cheap Phillies tickets at Crossing Broad Tickets.

 

The roundup:

Dom Brown and Cliff Lee are All-Stars. One won’t do interviews, one won’t do autograph signings.

Ryan Howard will have an MRI on his left knee today.

Dan Haren, pitching tonight, has never beaten the Phillies. He’s trying to become the 13th pitcher to beat all 30 MLB teams.

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Video of the San Francisco plane crash.

Awesome story about Boston bombing victim Jeff Bauman in the New York Times.

Want to get partially naked and be covered in bubbles in a jewelry shop? Well!

Soccer ref decapitated, head put on a stick.

From some reason, the Cavs and Mavs are interested in Andrew Bynum.

Jon Heyman with a nice typo. Tits.

Chuck Bednarik’s fingers make Brian Baldinger’s look good.

MLB steroids whistleblower receiving death threats.

I’m pretty sure Paulina Gretzky has an eating disorder. Pretty sure, Seth.

Real-life Peter Griffin at Comic Con is, weirdly, the coolest person there.

Finally, ball in a cup: