Screen Shot 2013-08-15 at 2.13.52 PMIn Soviet Russia, $3.9 million house buys you!

Still feeling bad for Ilya Bryzgalov and the $39 million he will earn from playing two seasons with the Flyers?

Here’s the 8,660 square-foot Haddonfield, New Jersey house he’s selling:

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It has five bedrooms, seven bathrooms, a middle-of-the-room fireplace, pool, humongous big great room, custom wine cellar and Star Wars pillows, which are ostensibly for his son.

The listing:

Wonderful custom built home on a prestigious corner lot in Haddonfield featuring over 8600 total square feet of architectural details and finishes. Stunning features inside and out. Beautifully landscaped with fountains and ponds provide total privacy all year long. This unique home features detailed iron work, cherry flooring, Siberian oak and porcelain slate, beautiful grand windows, solarium, custom doors and artistic lighting. Built on a foundation of decor faced block, the home features a beautiful finished basement with custom wine cellar.

It was purchased in October, 2011 for $3.2 million (so, yeah, Bryz might make a profit on his house, too).

Here are some pictures with added callouts:

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Humongous big

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Bryz never used this office

I hate him

I hate him

Most random spot EVER to hang a child’s artwork

Totally unnecessary

Totally unnecessary

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Bryz doesn’t drink

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The unplugged treadmill looks like it got a lot of use

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Nesting dolls. YES! Nesting dolls! And the Kremlin

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A space theme, it is

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Is that the Kremlin above his bed and a tripod in the corner? My God Russian porn is AWESOME

You can see the full gallery here.

H/T to Joe and Brianna