Screen Shot 2013-08-30 at 12.20.01 PMMade in America, not to be confused with the underrated 2002 Jennifer Lopez hit Maid in Manhattan, is this weekend. And here are some things:

This is the lineup for the two days:

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Besides the headlining acts, I’ve heard of, maybe, three of these bands. Maybe it’s because I’m old now, or maybe it’s because I’m not a hipster and I think maybe once? stumbled into Kung Fu Necktie. Maybe. Whatever. But I do like Fitz and Tantrums, mostly because of that song they had in 24/7, which is pretty much the whitest, most suburbanite, I’d much rather go to my parents’ Shore house thing I could have written there.

Anyway, the concert will be live-streamed, so you can watch and listen from, well, anywhere.

A documentary about the concert last year directed by Ron Howard will air on Showtime on October 11.

Finally, if you go to the concert and see anything crazy – puking, fights, boobs… you know, the uuushh – do let me know. You can Tweet me (@CrossingBroad) or just click that little contact button at the top of the page.