Screen Shot 2013-08-22 at 11.37.36 AMThis morning on the WIP Morning Show, Hollis Thomas, who may be the most carefree man you could ever meet, explained the blue chest of porn that lived in the bowels of Veterans Stadium. I’m not sure there can be anything less sexy than that last sentence.

Thomas:

“[The Phillies] did have an awesome… we used to share like the shower and rest room area at the Vet, and they had an awesome collection of porn. They did, it was just like a bunch of books in there. It was just in a chest. When I first got there I was like, ‘What is this?’ They was like, ‘This is reading material’. I was like, ‘Reading material?’”

“Everybody knows about the blue chest. It was an array, a pretty good array of magazines. You actually had a variety too. It was almost like a newsstand, put it that way. Actually, yeah, it was the precursor to the internet. You just picked up one, and there was a little sign that said when you’re done with the book, put it back. I did get a couple of books where the pages were stuck together.”

I’m sorry, this book has been flagged.

You can listen to the audio here.