Get your tasers (and cameras) ready:


Well now you HAVE to do it.

UPDATE:

UPDATE 2: Police have approached the to-be runner, Austin, and an officer is currently standing in the aisle:

https://twitter.com/NickyStix018/status/370699028801277953

UPDATE 3:

UPDATE 4:

Cops:

https://twitter.com/RickRick93/status/370713100556959744

UPDATE 5:

All their friends hate me because somehow it was my fault that their idiot friend asked for 200 RTs and tweeted (and later deleted) a picture of his seat location:

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Hearts and minds.