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Tryouts September 11 at 5:30 p.m. at Risque the Wells Fargo Center.

Some details:

WHAT SHOULD I WEAR TO THE AUDITIONS?
Please come dressed to impress in proper athletic attire for the audition process. All applicants must come prepared with their own skates.

HOW SHOULD I WEAR MY HAIR & MAKE-UP?
Professional looking hair and make-up is strongly encouraged. However, please make sure that your hair doesn’t hide your face, as one of the things the judges will be scoring you on is how well you demonstrate spirit, energy and enthusiasm.

Translation: Wear as little as possible. And though we appreciate spirit, energy and enthusiasm, we mostly just care if you’re hot or not. So don’t cover that pretty face, sweet thing, and look good, real good, and be prepared to demonstrate that you can shake it, perhaps on a table at Xfinity Live!

The reqs:

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I would assume you get bonus points if, for some peculiar reason, you’ve previously pushed a wheel barrel, or a wheelbarrow, on and or off an ice surface.

Apply here!