This has nothing to do with anything, but I found this absolutely hysterical. Martha Stewart has literally no idea how the fuck AppleCare works.* Just… um… come get my iPad and fix it, right?

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Or maybe you can turn it into a doily or dickey.

I picture Martha walking into her nearest Apple Store** and this:

*Then again: does anybody?

**I capitalize the “S” because I’m the type of guy who watches throwback Steve Jobs keynotes from my bathtub.

H/T to (@TravisSBN)