Either Sal Pal…

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… or Chip:

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Anyone else feel like Sal Pal is the Wolf Blitzer* of sports? He’s been around long enough to know his stuff, but at this point is so caught up in inner-circles and hype that his TV persona feels disconnected from humans? Also, completely over-the-top hysteria when on camera or the radio. I see parallels. Anyway, sounds like Reid merely texted Kelly congratulations after his first win. You can put away your clock management jokes, Bob Brookover.

The fat man cometh Thursday. In case you were unawaricals.

*I don’t get how CNN puts him on during big news. He was a mess yesterday. He was screaming nonsense and couldn’t slow his small brain down enough to even grasp the most basic point mentioned by an interviewee. And he must have told about 461 people to “stand by.” Everyone’s always just standing by with Wolf. He’s like a bad airport experience for his viewers both IN THE UNITED STATES AND AROUND THE WORLDYou’re in the Situation Room. Go fuck yourself, Wolf.