Voila_Capture333There are so many things wrong with LPG, not the least of which are his porn hair, his porn face and the fact that he wound up in the first row at Lincoln Financial Field yesterday.

But then there’s the customized authentic Eagles Superbowls 0 jersey (retail price: $299) sewn together with what is presumably an authentic Giants jersey (retail price: $250) which combine to cost $550 and say, Hey, I’m a douchebag, and you should punch me in my stupid nose.

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And then there are the at least eight aluminum (sharp, projectile, weaponey, dangerous!) Giants license plates, which, somehow, LPG was allowed to bring into the stadium because that’s his shtick but had his shtick been fanny pack-wearing he would’ve been refused entry into the stadium because there are, apparently, serious deficiencies in the NFL’s new security policy.

Anyway, that guy had a better day than you yesterday.

H/T to reader Tia, photos via USA Today Sports