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I’ve had about a thousand people tell me about this over the past week and it was talked about on 97.5 today. But I keep forgetting to post it. So, I’m guessing some of you have heard it. If you haven’t…

Eminem’s new songLegacy, features some references to your favorite local football things. And by that I mean it praises Brian Dawkins, makes fun of Brian Baldinger, and mentions the Body Bag Game:

You fucking worship the ground in which I am walking
Me against the world so what? I’m Brian Dawkins
Versus the whole 0 and 16 Lions offense
So bring on the Giants Falcons and Miami Dolphins
It’s the body bag game bitch I’m supplying coffins
Cause you dicks, butt kiss, a bunch of brian baldingers
You gon die a ball licker I’ve been diabolical
With this dialogue since 99 Rawkus
You don’t respect the legacy I leave behind y’all can
Suck a dick The day you beat me pigs’ll fly out my ass
And a flying saucer full of Italian sausage
The most high exalting and I ain’t halting
Till I die of exhaustion inhale my exhaust fumes

That… might be the strangest lyrical insult I’ve ever seen. Somewhere, Baldy is doing something wacky with his pinky, just minding his business, and then, boom, along comes Marshall Mathers to ruin his day.

That said, having Eminem take a shot at you in a song might be the height of celebrity. Like, the day he writes a piece about bloggers and calls me Slappy, I’m retiring. I will have peaked. But until then… it’s you and me, readers.