Jason Garrett, that sandbagging son of a bitch. He told reporters today that Tony Romo underwent back surgery (on a herniated disc) and will miss the remainder of the season, as per previous reports.

All week, Garrett claimed that Romo’s status was up in the air, but he knew. He fucking knew. Romo was out. It was all a game. Poker, if you will. It’ll be Kyle Orton for the Cowboys’ final game of the season on Sunday.

In other news, Nnamdi Asomugha retired. Good day all around.