US Bobsledder Busts Through Bathroom Door, Which is Apparently Made of a Lightweight Cardboard

This guy is my new favorite US Olympian– and he’s got a home security endorsement in his future.

If Johnny Quinn can do it, why can’t a burglar? Hello, I’m US Olympian Johnny Quinn. Is your home protected from would-be intruders? Studies show 6 out of 7 break-ins occur despite locked doors and windows. And I can tell you from experience, a locked door is no deterrent to a determined individual… or the Kool-Aid Man. Call today and get FREE in-home installation. Tell ’em Johnny sent ya. [Busts through door] OH YEAH!

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Also: I assume Kellogg’s execs are salivating over Ashley Wagner?

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