Photo credit: Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports

Photo credit: Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY Sports

Mark Sanchez passed his physical yesterday and will reportedly sign with the Eagles today to back up Johnny Manziel Nick Foles.* Mike Garafolo reports that it is a one-year deal worth a maximum of $4 million, with a base somewhere around $2 million.**

So now, go forth into the world armed with the information that your football team will employ Mark Sanchez.

*I’m kidding.

**Which local “celebrity” to do you think Sanchez bags first? I have my thoughts, and I don’t even think it’s up for debate. And no, this person doesn’t currently have a boyfriend that we know of.

UPDATE: It’s official.