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Apparently tonight is Jimmy Rollins’ Taste of the World, Bollywood Bash at, of all places, the Union League (whose ultra conservative members I imagine are positively horrified by the outfits). And apparently Chase and Jen Utley are expecting a second child.

I used to get invites to cover things like this until, I think, the PR folks organizing them realized that I didn’t want to play along in the Philly-celeb-masturbatory-gala echo chamber. Oh well. Photo credit to HughE Dillon, who takes much better pictures than I could anyway.

And congrats to Chase and Jen. This time I promise not to post a picture of their newborn and then get threatened by an overzealous publicist.