Has There Ever Been an Athlete Who's Inspired Less Confidence Than Evan Turner?
Evan Turner, who missed Game 1 against the Heat with strep throat he got from inquisitively tasting a Petri dish filled with “cotton candy bites”, will return to the lineup for Game 2:
He’ll need it for his 10 minutes per game.
Not saying the Pacers purposely infected Evan Turner with strep throat. Just sayin'. pic.twitter.com/Qk738JqY0n
— Tom Haberstroh (@tomhaberstroh) May 19, 2014