I’d snark about using a jet plane on an over-the-top social media birthday invitation* if McCoy’s charity, Shades of Greatness, hadn’t donated $71k in food, clothing and other essentials to families in need in 2012 (which it did). Besides, the twin Rolls Royce turbofan engines really bring everything together nicely.
Somewhere, DeSean Jaccson just threw a gala that cost more than the sum total of the donations it took in.
*I thought about asking Ms. CB if I could do something like this for our wedding invites. FROM THE BASEMENT TO THE BALLROOM: A NUPTIAL CELEBRATION AS A BLOGGER OUTKICKS HIS COVERAGE. Figured we could’ve had cartoonish images of a laptop and coffee stains to really capture the mood. But alas, we just respectfully requested attendance with a classy typeface and lots of whitespace.