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Cavs douche, Dr. J, Mallory Edens– daughter of Bucks owner

And Doc’s thinking about going home with a 9!

The Sixers tanked, crossed their fingers… and didn’t wind up with a top 2 pick. Look, this isn’t the worst thing in the world. They’ll still get the Pelicans’ pick at 10, and they’ll get one of Andrew Wiggins, Jabari Parker or Joel Embiid. But the choice won’t be theirs, and they’ll probably miss out on Wiggins. I’m sad, but maybe a Bucks fan now, too.