Photo credit: Poop McDougle

Photo credit: Poop McDougle

Good morning. I’ve already disposed of a dead squirrel – that my dog found in the backyard at 8 a.m. – with a pooper scooper. About six hours before that, I was a guest on Big Daddy Graham’s show and spent a solid 12 minutes talking exclusively about the couple that had gross sex in the Sea Isle City ocean. How’s your day so far?

Audio here.