UPDATE: Even Fictional Phillies Fans are Bandwagon Fans

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Last night, before the Dodgers’ social media team got very busy thanks to Clayton Kershaw, the team tweeted out this picture. What ever happened to the (very fictional) Corey who dressed up as a Phillies player for Halloween and played softball in Phillies gear near his nondescript suburban home? I guess we are bandwagoners. At least the Flyers still have David Boreanaz, who is ballsy enough to be honest about his Flyers fandom while on the LA Kings pre-show. Hollywood didn’t change him.

h/t Uproxx

UPDATE: Well shit guys, you didn’t have to rub it in:

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  • Ay Dawg Ay June 19, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    Jim, please, go, fuck, your, self.


    • megyn kelly's tits June 19, 2014 at 2:54 pm

      easy the best laugh of the day. you made scotch and M&M’s come out my nose

      • Rachel Maddow, Carpet Muncher June 19, 2014 at 2:56 pm

        I am a big fan of yours.

  • Embiid June 19, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    Can’t we spend some more time walking through what might happen with the 6ers? You know, seeing as the future face of the franchise was basically taken away from us.

    How about a quick article on the aussie guy I feel like I already hate: Exum.

    • Ted Danson June 19, 2014 at 2:02 pm

      Kyle and/or Jim will get to it once Deadspin posts something about the 76ers.

  • Judge Smails June 19, 2014 at 1:59 pm


    I regret to inform you that suicide is now your only option.

    • Bushwood CC Chef June 19, 2014 at 3:05 pm

      Dog food?! I’ll show him dog food!!!

      • Irish Girl From Caddyshack June 19, 2014 at 4:18 pm

        She’s been plucked more times then the Rose of Tralee. Biggest Whore on 5th Avenue, I’m told.

        • Lacey Underall June 19, 2014 at 6:54 pm

          I bet you have a lot of nice ties, Ty.

  • this was lame June 19, 2014 at 2:01 pm

    So in boy meets world they do say he lives in Philadelphia and David Boreanaz dad was the meteorologist for action news. So yeah one person is real and the other is fake

  • Angry L June 19, 2014 at 2:10 pm

    Corey loks high

  • Mr. Feeney June 19, 2014 at 2:41 pm

    I’d still plough Topanga’s taters.

    • Eric Matthews June 19, 2014 at 2:44 pm


    • Shaun Hunter June 19, 2014 at 2:53 pm

      Feeney and me used to demolish Topanga and Angela behind the scenes. Feeney’s powder room was the spot.

  • Kyle's Shitwhistle June 19, 2014 at 2:44 pm

    OMG the absolutely absurd things I would do to Topanga.

    • ESPN's Preeminent Football Reporter June 19, 2014 at 2:46 pm

      I agree….times a million

      • Captain Obvious June 19, 2014 at 3:04 pm

        Gotta be careful with her, bitch blew up like a balloon after the show. Went on some redic weight-loss thing but I’m always wary of women who have the Oprah approach to weight loss/gain

        • Dei Lynam's Granny Panties June 20, 2014 at 12:01 am

          Disagree. She got “Hollywood Fat” but the way people on the internet (presumably catty bitches keeping People Magazine in business) talked about her you’d think she got pregnant from a Ridley dishwasher at a gas station on 420.

          Would definitely have made that bounce.

          • Marcus Vik June 20, 2014 at 11:11 am

            The fact that you’ve included both “Dei Lynam” and “bounce” in your comment makes me salivate.

  • Corey's retarded older brother Eric June 19, 2014 at 2:47 pm

    Jeff Carter got engaged. Get on it jumbo

  • Chance- VP of the GnA Falcons June 19, 2014 at 2:49 pm

    Id love to tity fuck topanga

    • Corey's Dad June 19, 2014 at 2:52 pm

      I hit that…alot.
      Don’t tell anyone.

  • Corey's Fag Friend Shawn June 19, 2014 at 2:51 pm

    I miss you Eric

  • GARGANNOS FAKE LAFF June 19, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    How bout a sweet justin bieber blog next, that would really hit the spot

  • Rectal Reuters June 19, 2014 at 3:25 pm

    I guess the only posts that aren’t h/t (copied, rearranged, pasted) are Kyle’s attempts at actual journalism, wherein he opines on download speed caps for his gay porn.

  • Topanga's D##K Sucking Lips June 19, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    Need I say more.

  • Walter Sobchak June 19, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    This makes me sad.

  • Cory's nose June 19, 2014 at 3:37 pm

    What the crap happened to me?!

    • Mikey Mess June 20, 2014 at 11:13 am

      I’d say you’re a Ryan Howard fan.

  • Sean's black girlfriend June 19, 2014 at 4:23 pm


  • Hollywood Hills June 19, 2014 at 4:43 pm

    I would bang Topanga until she cut off my Slauson.

  • One and Done June 19, 2014 at 4:56 pm

    Jim, Your Boss might not like you busting on bandwagon fans. Little too close to home.

  • I Want To Make A Documentary June 19, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    About you. The troll. Show up to your (parents?) homes with a camera a la Chris Hansen-style and question everyone on their comments — like that Triscuit commercial.

  • Hoops from 1 Crazy Summer June 19, 2014 at 6:35 pm

    I always thought mr feeney molested Shaun

  • Cory's sister that disappeared after season 2 June 20, 2014 at 9:19 am

    Well played, Dodgers. Well played.

  • Rider Strong June 20, 2014 at 9:48 am

    Damn right I did

  • Hank Scorpio June 20, 2014 at 10:08 am

    So, what you are saying is that the Phillies social media coordinator extraordinaire just walked right into that one.
    We get it…. phillies have zero social media credibility.

  • Next! June 20, 2014 at 11:04 am

    The Phillies’ latest promotion is, buy a dozen tickets and get put in the hopper for a chance to spend an entire day with Ed Rendell.

    (You may not bring an ice pick with you.)

  • Pat Burrell June 20, 2014 at 6:58 pm

    I’d take Topanga into the stalls at the Irish Pub. Me and my bulldog would lick her starfish!

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