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Oh my God Roy Halladay is eviscerating haters on Twitter. I’m not even sure how to process this.

After Halladay posted about Green Man wearing a horse head and playing the buckets…

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… a Reds fan took a swing at our favorite pilot…

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… who responded in the best way humanly possible:

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IF ONLY HE USED THE RIGHT “YOU’RE!” But we won’t hold that against him. The Reds fan limped away, and shared a good laugh with the good Doctor:

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Tail between the legs.

Meanwhile, dang ol’ Hickory Farms dat der tractor gon’ need sum drivin’ Roy Oswalt launched his own campaign against the haters:

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Somehow that wasn’t as cool as Doc’s response. But I still miss R2C2.