BREAKING: The Phillies Have Made a Trade
The Phillies have traded – drum roll please – Fausto Carmona Roberto Rodriguez Fernando Valenzuela Miguel Tejada Jose Contreras Hernandez for two players to be named later, much like Fausto himself was:
They wait all this time and then trade the starter four hours before a game. Smart.
No word on who the players are. PLEASE LET ONE BE PUIG. PLEASE LET ONE BE PUIG. It’s probably not Puig.