Remember this simple rule, college football recruits: If you’re cyber-bullying, or degrading women, or talking about drug use on social media, Penn State will stop recruiting you. If you tweet punt-related lyrics to “Baby Got Back,” we assume you get an immediate starting job.

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Just please, before the end of the day and the start of your weekend, can you say “little in the middle but his punts aren’t WACK” out-loud to yourself? I promise it’s a great way to start your weekend.