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Somewhere, a hen takes inventory of her younglings while they’re still inside crisp, white eggs.

Darren Rovell, with his first interesting report in quite some time:

Along with all the preseason and regular-season tickets, there’s a sheet of playoff tickets, including a ticket for the NFC Championship Game, a game the team hasn’t played in since the 1995 season.

“Included in this package are your 2014 playoff tickets and parking (if applicable) for two potential home games at AT&T Stadium,” read a letter that came with the season tickets. “The barcodes on the tickets will be activated when a home playoff game is clinched and the tickets have been paid in full.”

Rovell notes that this has never been done before. And for good reason. There’s a certain karma backwash that comes with stuff like this… and Brandon Boykin will probably have something to do with it:

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