Those crazy, serial-shittin‘, bar-genital-flashin‘, sex-lovin‘ Penn students have yet another reason to… do all of the afeormentioned things. Playboy named their school the top party school IN THE COUNTRY. Molly Eichel of Philly.com:

Playboy has released their ultra scientific list of the top party schools in the nature and the University of Pennsylvania takes the number one spot. This year is the first time Penn has even appeared on the list.

1. University of Pennsylvania
2. University of Wisconsin
3. West Virginia University
4. University of Arizona
5. University of Iowa
6. University of California, Santa Cruz
7. University of Miami
8. Colorado State University
9. University of Texas
10. Syracuse University

I told you about Penn students. Crazy MF-ers. The general rule of thumb is, the higher your IQ, the more likely you are to be a crazy-ass destructive partier. Ever hang out with Ivy League med students? Their rage partying is only surpassed by the stories they tell about being hungover in the ER. Never get an early-morning surgery at a university hospital, because chances are the resident monitoring your vitals was blowing out a birthday candle in a hooker’s ass just four hours before recommending that extra dose of Propofol.

Anyway, I feel like Playboy named us [blank] is lore at every school, but rarely true. When I was at Villanova, we supposedly had the second-hottest girls of any school in the land… but a quick walk over to the engineering building was all it took to self-debunk that myth. Anyway, Penn’s honor is a real one. Here’s to the crazy ones.