Josh Innes did a Q&A with Simon Van Zuylen-Wood(!) of Philly Mag in which he spoke of CB commenters:

How is Philly treating you more than half a year in?

Considerably better than you might believe. Obviously, there are the comments you read online from newspaper stories or on Crossing Broad … but nobody on there likes anybody.

Scoob:

Your dad was the longtime voice of Scooby-Doo.

In high school, my nickname was “Scoob.” On my letterman jacket, in a total douche move, instead of having my name on it, it said “Scoob,” because nobody knew my actual name.

Wait, really? ZOINKS!

And a rocket launched at Jimmy Kempski, oh he of dumpster fire fame:

Who in Philly sports media is doing a crappy job?

I’ll look at some of the stuff [the Inquirer’s] Jimmy Kempski writes, and I’ve just not been a fan of anything I’ve read. It feels kind of like fluff most of the time. In the pocket of the team, in a way.

Excuse me while I grab this popcorn.

You can read the full thing here… or carry on into the comments.