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If you have friends or family or a Facebook account, you likely noticed that everyone in the world got married this weekend. And as it turns out, famous people have friends and family and Facebook, too.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian attended Kanye’s cousin’s wedding in Delaware while in town for Made in America. This little tidbit — and the closing, telling line that “footage from West and Kardashian’s own Italian wedding … will be featured in the season finale of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” on E! Monday night at 9″ — was written up on Delaware Online in one of the most pointless stories you’ll read.

Pointless, yet harmless.

Some commentors over there didn’t think it was worth writing about but did think their opinion of West was worth writing about, and that’s when Kanye’s cousin chimed in:

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So the way Kanye gets pissed off when someone talks about or photographs his family? It must be in his blood.

[Kyle: Every time there’s a story in Philly about a celebrity being in, near or around the area, it further cements our status as a small-time city. New York and Los Angeles are laughing at us. The President fucking lives in Chicago. Yet we can’t stop talking about Joe Biden riding Amtrak and Kanye West going to a wedding in another state. We have some on our chins.]

h/t reader Drew