What do your Eagles quarterbacks talk about when the defense and special teams are just keeping the offense off the field? If this brief clip from the Inside the NFL edit of last week’s game is any indication, it’s mostly how pale Nick Foles is. Let this video remind you that the greatest job in sports — especially if you never have to go on the field — is backup QB.

Kyle: It’s like one of those McDonald’s Bad Lip Reading commercials. Only it’s real. Also, is it just me or does cocksmith Mark Sanchez seem like the alpha male here?

Full video here.