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In all of the Lisa Ann/Michael Del Zotto junk that was flying around (perhaps literally), it may have slipped by some readers that Lisa Ann is not only a porn star, she’s the host of a Fantasy Football show on SiriusXM called “Lisa Ann Does Fantasy.” So, as it turns out, she’s not just wishing Zach Ertz a happy birthday because it’s the nice thing to do, it’s because she needs him to show up tonight (along with Darren Sproles) to pull off a win. Just one piece of advice for Zach, though: Don’t read this wrong and hit her up to see if she knows anyone to set you up with. Dear God just don’t do it.