When the well is dry we can always turn to former Eagles front officer Joe Banner to opine on whatever the hell Joe Banner feels like opining on. Today: the salary cap and geopolitics.

The notoriously stingy Banner tweeted, somewhat passive aggressively, that his Eagles would NEVER ask a player to take a pay cut the way the current Eagles have been (rumored to be) doing:

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Well, unless you exclude Jon Runyan, who took a pay cut in 2005.

But enough about the Birds. Banner was more interested in that Netanyahu speech:

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Love it. Joe’s basically now just an Internet commenter who transitions seamlessly from cap talk to the power vacuum creating by overzealous Neocons in the Middle East. I can only assume a Tweet about Kacie McDonnell’s jugs is forthcoming.