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And now Zach Ertz knows the plight of a skinny man #tshirtnexttobigguy

On Instagram this morning, Kiko Alonso posted yet another shirtless selfie non-selfie taken by some lucky person. Without any sort of innuendo or anything here, I’d just like to say: the man is beautiful. Here, have a gander at some of his shirtlessness from over the past year. He’s my linebacker, your linebacker:

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Goin’ my way?

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Anyone else see Seth Rollins here?

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This way to freedom

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I honestly didn’t know there was a muscle between your tricep and deltoid

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Just rehabbin’ the knee… like a fucking wildebest

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Who doesn’t walk their dog in this manner?

H/T to Sarah Baicker, who’s having a much better morning now