flea

The chances that the Sixers end up with the Lakers’ lottery pick is just over 17%. But, if the Lakers send Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers as their representative in the lottery, that’s gotta sway things the Sixers’ way, right? There’s no way stealing the pick from a guy who was part of the worst album title of all time — “Stadium Arcadium” — wouldn’t feel extra special. Man, Flea would just take that pick and … give it away. I’ll see myself out.

The Sixers should send all of Boyz II Men.

Oh, and the Bucks should send the owner’s daughter again. Wait, what– the Bucks aren’t in it? Well, someone should still send their owner’s daughter.