pic via reader Sean

pic via reader Sean

Good morning. It’s Opening Day! Typically on this day I awake fresh off dreams of watching baseball glory drip itself all over the beautiful Riviera Bermuda grass at Citizens Bank Park. Today, I awoke to a rumbling stomach with a need to get myself to the bathroom, expediently, and part ways with my two Easter meals. It was only then I realized that today the Phillies’ 2015 season would begin its formation into the festering turd it promises to be.

That said, Cole Hamels is auditioning for the Red Sox and the Phils win today.

Let’s hit it!

 

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The roundup:

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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2015 Phillllllladeeeelllphia Philllllllies.

The Wrigley Field bathrooms.

The Red Sox media on possibly acquiring Cole Hamels.

Eliot Shorr-Parks’ updated Eagles mock draft.

Holy shit John Oliver flew to Russia and interviewed Edward Snowden about dick pics:

NBC crew couldn’t have possibly been more wrong:

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Good read in the Inquirer about streaming TV.

Melissa Joan Hart lost a bet to Cedric Thornton.

More Joel Embiid talking to a camera on a bed.

A-Rod has a private plane with “King A-Rod” livery. Also, A-Rod’s new girlfriend, who looks like an old Alex Morgan.

Comcast gives money to the organizations in favor of its merger with Time Warner. Shocking.

ESPN is buying a stake in Draft Kings. When does DK go public? I want in.

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Wawa, Tony Luke’s, Philadelphia Pretzel Factory and Rita’s amy be expanding globally.

 

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