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Eyyyyyyyyy wat eye ned dis 4 ?? Dey say it s voln terry n e way !! 

Future SportsCenter host Dianna Marie Russini is reporting that DeSean Jaccson missed the start of Redskins OTAs today. They are, of course, optional, but this is the second year in a row Jaccson has missed the start. Last year, in April, he posted an Instagram – #MYLYFE PRIVATE VILLA [pineapple and palm tree emoticons] – while most of the other guys on his team were, you know, working. So you’d think this year he’d at least stay off the social medias until he shows up [he told 106.7 The Fan in D.C. last week that he was planning on attending]… but nope. As of two days, he was still on the water:

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Eyyyy cuh Ill get therr wen i get therr !! Dis boat aint gon fly homie OR IS IT !! HA HA !! HERR MEH !!

Evan Mathis didn’t show up for the Eagles, either. But he’s in the midst of a contract-what-the-fuck-are-you-going-to-do-with-me? situation. DeSean is not. At least, not yet.