EA Sports is announcing features for FIFA 16 today – no, one of them isn’t the ability to accept bribes such as knighthood in exchange for World Cup votes, but I wish it were (could call it FIFA 16: The Underground) – and the first one we learn of, courtesy of IGN, is: WOMEN. Just in time for the Women’s World Cup, which is being held in Canada… probably because a FIFA official got blown in a back alley in Ottawa by someone named Ophelia… there will be 12 women’s national teams, including the US of course, and of course including:

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I’ll look forward to my friend who has no sense of spirited competition taking Barcelona every time I select a squad comprised of the more delicate gender… and Hope Solo. No word on if the body paint uniforms made it in the game. I’m guessing not.