Alex

Some dude may or may not have destroyed a trash can with a hat that we’re all calling a “robot,” and it has become a – probably undeserved – national embarrassment for the city of Philadelphia. To see if anyone would harm something much better looking, Good Day Philadelphia put out a cardboard cutout of co-host Alex Holley in the same spot of HitchBOT’s alleged demise and planted a camera across the street to see what would happen. What happened, as it turned out, is that some dude waited patiently in line and then started HUMPING THE GODDAMN CUTOUT.

For once, Septa showed up right on time. Video after the jump.