You Can Finally Put Jason Kelce in Your Mouth

NOT YOU, MAMA DIETZ! NOT YOU!

Four meats, two different horseradish-tinged toppings, presumably no beard hair– this actually sounds delicious. I’m sure the Connor Barwin is available, but it’s full of things you haven’t heard of yet.

Kyle: I have jokes, too. The Chip Kelly: white meat chicken slathered in mayo and topped with white onion, minced garlic and just a few black pepper flakes, on white bread. Too soon?