Not cool, guys. We’re sitting here just waiting to be absolutely pummeled by a blizzard that will lock us into our homes all weekend, and the NFL wants to drive a dagger into your freezing heart. As part of their celebration of 50 years of the Super Bowl, they’ve been tweeting “golden plays” from the history of the big game. And today? While we’re cold and vulnerable? They wanted to remind you of that time LJ Smith forgot how hands work.

Because the whole city being like this isn’t enough?

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Not cool, NFL. Not cool.

[h/t reader Jon]