Reader Tina:

As he’s putting on Simmonds jersey he says “What? We Won!”
What a clown!!!!

Odd move here. I can somewhat understand doing this while walking out of an Eagles-Giants or Eagles-Cowboys or any NFL game where you’re a fan of the road team. But leaving rinkside seats after a January Flyers-Habs tilt? Fuckin’ Canadians, man. That guy faces more danger dodging cars in the parking lot than a chance of getting beat up by the tame corporate crowd which patrols(?) the lower level at the Wells Fargo Center. I don’t fancy myself Donald Trump, but: what a loser!*

*My kid is going to be a loser in this regard, however. I have already implemented a no-away-team-attire mandate for when I take him to out-of-town games. Don’t want anyone laying a finger on Little Guy… especially considering that big-time MLB signing bonus we’re working toward if he turns out to be a lefty like I think he is. Gotta wrap him in bubble tape [edit: bubble wrap] for the next two decades or so.

UPDATE: Can’t really argue with this breakdown:

UPDATE 2: Even better: