Or something like that.

The video lacks total context but it was posted on Facebook this morning at 4:29 a.m. and sent to us by a tipster. I’m now rooting even harder for Embiid to blow up and become a beast in the NBA, because if his off-court life is this bloggable while he’s only pseudo rich and local-famous, I can’t even imagine what it’s going to be like if he becomes a world-beater making hundreds of millions. I think we’re talking Jo-Jo-buys-a-tiger level.

Embiid is said to be doing great in his rehab.

Have any late-night encounters with Embiid? Let us know!